WIMBLEDON, England—Some of us call it Manic Monday, but from what I can see this morning, the term of art in London’s papers is “Magic Monday.” This is difficult for me to believe: I mean, how can’t you name a day after a 30-year-old Bangles song about a woman who’s late for work?
The tabs, of course, are really just laying the foundation for their inevitable Tuesday headline: Tragic Monday. If you read long enough this morning, you’ll come away properly frightnened of Andy Murray’s next opponent, Mikhail Youzhny, though you may be confused as to why. According to the Sunday Times,
BRITON WILL HOPE TO CAPITALIZE ON YOUZHNY’S FIERY TEMPER
Barry Flatman writes, “The 31-year-old Muscovite’s on-court tantrums during the course of his lengthy career have been so fierce that he doesn’t just lose mental control—at times he has ended up injuring his head.”
So how to explain this headline from the Independent?
MURRAY WILL NEED WITS TO OUTSMART RUSSIAN THINKER
“The term ‘student of the game’ is applied loosely to men and women across a range of sports," Paul Newman says, "but not many athletes can match the academic approach of Mikhail Youzhny.
“The 31-year-old Russian graduated from a Moscow university with a philosophy degree two years ago.”
Youzhny the great Russian philosopher, who knew? Though his thesis sounds less than esoteric: It was on something called “professional tennis.”
“You find out about other players and you try to compare them to you,” Youzhny says of the nature of his studies. “It’s quite interesting to analyze not only your own matches but also other players’ matches against other players.”
A maniac and a deep thinker: Can any of the papers sum this man up properly? The Express gives it a shot:
RAGING RUSSIAN CAN BE SMASHING OPPONENT
“Andy Murray will do well not to upset the explosive Mikhail Youzhny when he faces him on Centre Court this afternoon,” Nigel Clarke writes. “The cerebral Russian may well be a doctor of philosophy and a lover of wisdom and fundamental humanism, but he also has the reputation as a racquet smasher.”
Leave it to the Sun, though, to put it in terms all of us can understand, and make it sound like fun:
MIKHAIL IS DR YOU
Mikhail Youzhny aims to give Andy Murray a thorough examination—as the Russian is a doctor!