WIMBLEDON, ENGLAND—The pressure was on the tabloids here Thursday. The name of Andy Murray’s opponent the previous day, Blaz Rola, was what we call low-hanging fruit in the headline-writing trade. The question was, could anyone come up with an original pun based on it?
The Daily Mail played it safe:
MURRAY THE STEAM-ROLA! CHAMPION CRUSHES BRAVE BLAZ TO REACH THIRD ROUND IN STYLE
The defending champion was utterly ruthless in trouncing the 23-year-old Slovenian in just 84 minutes to reach the third round
Things picked up a bit over at the Sun:
MOTOR ROLA: MUZZA COMES OUT ALL GUNS BLAZ-ING
Murray the Merciless put the world No. 92 to the sword
But I’m going to give the award to the Express:
MURRAY IS JUST ROLA COASTING! IN-FORM ANDY QUICK ON THE DRAW
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Guilty pleasures come in many varieties in the London papers. Caustic tabloid headlines are one; on the opposite end of the spectrum are the lyrical, sometimes fantastical musings of Simon Barnes, the longtime Times of London columnist who is, sadly, leaving the paper soon. Who else would begin an article about Maria Sharapova with references to Social Realist painting and My Fair Lady? Who else would compare Li Na’s game to “Karma Chameleon”—I can only guess he’s referring to the refrain: “It comes and goes.” But who else could get those things to make sense?