Those tennis fans who observe Christmas may (or may not) be familiar with the Elf on the Shelf, Santa’s “scout” who helps track naughty and nice lists each holiday season. As part of the fun tradition, the elf—whose name is chosen by its adoptive family—provides a full report on the day’s events at the North Pole and then returns to hide in a different spot before everyone wakes up.

So that got us thinking: what would happen if this playful, rhyming concept involved a touch of our favorite sport? Without further ado, here are five tennis-inspired prototypes…

1

Sting on a King

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2

Dr. Phil on a Daniil

3

Waka Flocka on an Osaka

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4

RuPaul on a Nadal

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5

Miley on a Reilly