Head? Check. Legs? Check. Chest? Oops, missed a hair. Got it!
You really need to look closely at the picture to appreciate the subtle wit of our winning entry. Kudos to one of our most faithful comment posters at TennisWorld (and an obvious expert on the Metrosexual gestalt) the devilishly clever Darcy!
The battle for the elegant, ultra-chic TENNIS Magazine gimme cap was fierce indeed, and we would be remiss not to acknowledge a few of the other entries that made it so difficult to judge this contest.
First runner-up:
If I put on my magic ADIDAS shirt, close my eyes, and say "There's no place like Las Vegas" three times, my ankle will start to hurt and I'll be there!
This one seemed to us the most inventive and whimsical of the entries playing off Andre's recent woes in Shanghai. It came from "Dookie" via email, rather than as a posted comment.
Second runner-up:
Arrgh! A metal price tag!
Chung says this is the knee-slapper of the bunch, and that’s good enough for me! It came to us from Aldinho, which sounds Brazilian—proving, I suppose, that humor, not Esperanto, is the true international language.
Darcy: E-mail me via the Contact tab above and I'll send the hat to the address you provide. Dookie, Adinho— heartfelt congratulations and we're looking forward to your entries in the next contest.