Look, we get it: Tennis players (and all famous types, for that matter) are photographed a lot. Sometimes they're bound to look ugly/churlish/chagrined/less than put together. Still, that's quite the look from Serena Williams in this shot from Team USA's Fed Cup press conference.
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Maybe Serena's countenance has to do with the fact that she's in Worcester, Massachusetts, of all places on Super Bowl weekend. Or maybe she's externalizing her woe at her Miami Dolphins, a team she has invested a minor share in, not making it to the big game. Instead, presently perched in New England as she is, she's relegated to choosing between the homegrown Patriots (et tu, Liezel?) and the New York Giants.
Granted, she did make a commercial (or a few) with Eli Manning once, with older sibs Peyton and Venus assisting. It's rather obvious then where her allegiance lies: