Try as I might, I can't find even a tiny weather-report box on the Wimbledon home page, which is a gargantuan oversight, all things considered—beautiful Centre Court roof or no roof. I mean, the Roland Garros home page discreetly featured the temperature, time and, if memory serves, a line or icon to suggest the possibility of rain. And but for a brief spit on finals Sunday, the weather at the French Open was the best it's been in years. So no offense, Wimbledon, but how about a little quick work in the back office?—especially if the rain we had at the end of last week was an omen. Other than that, let me get out of your road, folks, so you can call the matches her at the newly named (but otherwise same old) Grand Slam Crisis Center.
-- Pete