Jennifer Capriati’s been off-piste since last November, and if this report is accurate, we’re unlikely to see Jen walloping those roundhouse forehands in Paris.

Bear in mind, though, that she could always ask for a wild card a little closer to the start date. Does anyone doubt she’d be given one? Beyond that, Jen fans, we have nothing to offer up to you by way of intel. But you can bet that sooner or later, she’s going to pop onto the radar, and probably in an unexpected way, which is her way . . .