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Okay, I assume everyone is staggering out of TFC (Thanksgiving Food Coma) and getting back to work. It seems kind of silly to make this a Your Call, there being no tennis to watch (at least here in the U.S.), so we'll go back to our Watercooler format until a YC is appropriate again. You can pretty much talk about anything you want at the watercooler, although tennis ought to be the priority. And remember, Rosangel will be reporting from the BlackRock Masters this week.

I'll return with a red-meat post later, but for now, I have a question/suggestion: Do you know anyone who's really intoxicated by his or her own intellect and could use being brought down a peg or two (if you have trouble coming up with someone, just scroll through some of the comments on any recent red-meat post. I have a feeling you'll come up with something.)? Just take advantage of the next present-giving opportunity to buy that person any Lego kit that proclaims, in bold letters right on the box, that it's for ages 8-12. I highly recommend the Star Wars X-Wing Fighter. And yes,  I know whereof I speak.

Yesterday, I spent six hours assembling one of cowboy Luke two birthday gifts of that kind (the other was the AT-AP Walker), and if I told you how many times I had to disassemble and back-track to re-build, stare at the directions as if they were written in code from the planet Noxon (all instructions are graphic; no words at all), or how often I had to crawl under the table, looking for some little plastic doo-dad that inadvertently flew off, you'd think even less of me than you may now. But hey, I ended up with "only"  23 parts (Gee, I wonder where this is supposed to go?) when the X-Wing fighter was allegedly finished - and I may add, ready to fly into 356 pieces the moment it was dropped, jostled, crashed into another toy or, I feared, breathed upon).

8 to 12? I'll tell you what that means to me: it takes 8 to 12 people with advanced engineering degrees to put this thing together. Or maybe one smart adult. I don't know.

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So you get a just-turned six year old one of these things and actually manage to put it together (Daddy, when will it be finished, I want to play. .  Hold on, 'poke, just eight hours to go!) , and the net result is this very technical (and somewhat cool, depending on your taste in such things)-looking thing that. . . you don't allow your kid to play with in any reasonable sense of the word. Luke!!! Watch that laser cannon, you almost touched it against the side of the table!. . . Wait! Don't touch those adjustable wings! Please, son, leave Hans Solo in the cockpit, he doesn't need to get out to fight the storm troopers - ever!
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No, Hans Solo never needs to pee!*

Sheesh. You want to know what it's like, curl up with the world's most challenging crossword puzzle for the day and you'll have an inkling. Not that that can't be something like fun on a cold, wet, miserable day, but I keep coming  back to the same thing. . . 8 to 12? Our editor-in-chief James Martin just dropped by my office and told he got his son Colin an even more complicated Lego Indiana Jones construction for Christmas. I chortled and explained. Be afraid, I said. Be very afraid.

Thank-God Luke also got two light sabers. Knocking over a couple of lamps, taking a gash above my right eyelid, and putting a ding in the antique coffee table (Daddy, is mommy going to be angry with us?) after three hours of spirited "clone-trooper warfare" was a very attractive alternative to allowing him to lay his hands on that X-Wing.

And so it went. Cain't hardly wait 'til Christmas. The little shaver is already lobbying for the Star Wars Death Star. Over my dead body, I say. . . Let me get back to y'all with a red-meat tennis post in a little while. . . Hope you had a good holiday.

-- Pete