JOB DESCRIPTION:
—Positive team player needed for 168-hour-per-week position.
—Candidate must possess a universal desire to be screamed at, talked down to, and be willing to be hated 5-6 days a week.
—Successful applicant must have an uncanny sense of Buddha-like calmness in an often psychotic, stressful, chaotic environment.
—Candidate must be willing to work early mornings, late evenings, and most weekends.
—Candidate must be willing to forget about their own personal interests, workout routines, sports, and hobbies.
—Candidate must not expect vacation due to year-round tournament obligations.
—Successful applicant should plan on missing traditional family holidays due to Thanksgiving Nationals, Winter Super Nationals, Spring Break/Easter Bowl, Labor Day, and Memorial Day events.
REQUIREMENTS:
—HR Skills: Interviewing, hiring and firing tennis coaches, trainers, hitters, and off-court specialists...with the enthusiasm of Donald Trump.
—Accounting/Banking Skills: Possess an extremely thick check book and be willing and able to max out all major credit cards.
—Designated Driver: Must be willing to put 100,000 miles on family car and enjoy most meals behind the wheel.
—Understanding and Patience: Be willing and able to except that your child will occasionally forget everything they were taught during the last $5,000 worth of lessons.