While his nephew was hanging out with Shakira (see below), Miguel Angel Nadal was competing in "¡Mira quién baila!," Spain's version of "Dancing With the Stars." And by competing, I mean that he wasn't totally embarrassing his partner.
The pair performed a disco dance to the Village People's "Macho Man." The elder Nadal could handle the lifts and the finger pointing well enough, but he needs to work on the swivel action of his hips—it's pretty much nonexistent. And you'd think as a former soccer great, The Beast of Barcelona would have better footwork.
Still, Nadal scored surprisingly well, getting four 7s and a 6, which put him in first place with four couples left to dance. Not bad, Uncle Miguel.
—Sarah Thurmond