[Ed. Note: Pete is away for Thanksgiving Vacation until Monday. In his absence, we are proud to objectify these men and women of the tennis world, who light our collective fires.]
Mario Ancic
Gaston Gaudio
Gabriela Sabatini
James Blake
Anastasia Myskina
Rafael Nadal
Maria Sharapova
John Lloyd
Roger Federer
Maria Kirilenko
Bjorn Borg
Chris Lewis
Ana Ivanovic
Pat Cash
Serena Williams
Carlos Moya
Amelie Mauresmo
Pat Rafter
Marat Safin
-- Mmy, Rosangel, Tari, Veruca Salt, Sapphisto, Steggy, Nancy J, Lucy, and D-Wiz