MELBOURNE—Every tennis fan knows that first-two-days-of-a-Slam feeling, the days when you can’t keep up. The days when you look up and see that the seventh seed, whom you had no idea was playing, was upset five hours ago, and that the up-and-comer you wanted to check out is two points away from finishing off her opponent. Dozens of matches flash past at once, all day long. You can’t move fast enough.
It’s doubly true when you’re covering a major on-site. But what seems nerve-wracking at first quickly turns into a state of pleasant detachment: You give up trying to see it all and go with the flow. Because of the frenzy that surrounds the courts, when you finally do squeeze your way into a seat, time seems to slow back down to normal.
Beyond normal, actually. It slows down to what I think of as “tennis time.” Instead of racing around, like the fans outside, the players move at an even, methodical pace between points. There’s 20 seconds where nothing happens, and a full 90 between games. It feels like a refuge, a place to think.
I found a few of those refuges on a very hot and crowded Day 2 at Melbourne Park. They weren’t hard to discover; you just started walking. Here are a few of the places that I ended up, and what they looked and sounded like.
“I’m not the problem, you’re the problem!”
The chair umpire on a distant side court is talking to Ernests Gulbis. It’s hard to recognize the Latvian, with his new, unfloppy haircut. The prep-school look doesn’t appear to have changed much about him, though. Gulbis is down two-sets-to-one to Michael Llodra and beginning to unravel the same way he did when he sported his wildman slacker locks. Where someone like Andy Murray looks more professional when he gets a buzz, Gulbis appears to have lost something of himself, like Samson. His forehand isnt the same fierce stroke today that it usually is.
Gulbis breaks a string. He walks to the sideline, picks up another racquet, and continues to rummage through his bag. He can’t find something. Llodra watches. The chair umpire watches. Both of their faces begin to show impatience. Finally Gulbis gives up. He apologizes to Llodra and motions that he’d been looking for a vibration dampener. The umpire says something; Gulbis says something back. He says more. And more. He begins to gesture. Finally the umpire utters the exasperated line quoted above. Gulbis leans down into his return stance, muttering.