You haven't seen anything until you've witnessed Martina Navratilova slipping under Tony Dovolani's legs and sliding 10 feet across a dance floor. In a dress, no less.
The Spin smiled all the way through the foxtrot with her "Dancing with the Stars" partner two nights ago. She has won 59 Grand Slam titles, and owns 55 years in this world to boot. And she's doing what she wants. See that dance here: