A few of the top touring pros in women's tennis announced New Year's resolutions, and some are truly going for the jugular with their goals, while others ... well, just watch:

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Says Dominika Cibulkova right off the bat: "to be healthy as much as I can." (Apparently Serena Williams didn't get the same memo, as evidenced at the 2:27 mark here. Yikes.)

Also appearing in the clip: a flawless-looking and impossibly precious Daniela Hantuchova, an ever-aspiring Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova, the eternally well-meaning Shahar Peer, and the resolution-forsaking Jelena Jankovic, who actually says, "My New Year's resolution is to spend more time on court and play matches." Really, JJ? Keep aiming high.

—Jonathan Scott (@jonscott9)