Once upon a time, not that long ago, a student rushed into my office to declare -- with great excitement -- that the movie trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean II had finally been released. To put the poor girl out of her misery, I immediately downloaded the trailer so she could view it. The student began an intense analysis of the trailer, calling others into my office to assist. Meanwhile a male student, with whom I had a standing appointment, announced to the crowd: “Johnny Depp is NOT hot.” The other students argued back, stating that “everyone KNOWS that Depp is hot.”
There is no person, event, or theory about which there is universal agreement and, sometimes, people react poorly to being told that particular things deserve universal agreement.
Normally on the board, when a member of the Tribe says “this player is hott” or “this player is not hott” we understand that the person is actually saying this: “in my opinion, this player is hott” or “in my not-so-humble opinion, this player functions effectively as an ice cube.”
When a tennis commentator says to the world “Everyone here is rooting for Player X” or “Player Z is hottest guy on the tour” they are not, even by suggestion, prefacing those statements with “in my opinion.” I, personally, have had the experience of being in the crowd rooting for a particular player only to find out later, when I watched the television coverage, that I must have been rooting for the other guy. Too bad I didn’t know that at the time. Nor did the people around me in the crowd!
Back in October, I spoke of imposed narratives in my guest entry. What we are seeing here, in these Andy/James entries, is a number of imposed narratives and underlying presumptions.
Let me address each of these presumptions:
First, that we all watch players on the basis of considering them hott or not.
There are lots of players who I don’t find hott but who I like to watch play tennis. There are also players who I find hott that I don't want to watch play tennis -- there are other ways they could give me visual enjoyment.
I never thought Ivan Lendl was hott, but I appreciated his tennis.
Most of the time I don’t find Nadal hot. He does have his moments, but not in general. duck shoes thrown by AmyLu But, damn it, the guy can play.
I never found Andre Agassi hott (in any of his incarnations) but I appreciated his game. I personally never found Martina Navratilova, Chris Evert, or Steffi Graf hott yet each gave me hours of enjoyment on-court.
In short, the love of tennis may have many aspects but let us not reduce it to soft-core porn.
Second, that we are all motivated by rivalries, so promoting them is the best way to ‘sell’ tennis.
Rivalries may be interesting but they all die eventually. The death of each rivalry leaves commentators in a tizzy and terrified that they have nothing more to say. Could we not cover tennis for other things AS WELL AS rivalries? If nothing else, this would free commentators from the necessity of inventing ‘rivalry’-based tension where there is none. We might even get more insightful coverage of what is actually happening on-court, if it was not simply reduced to a set of H2H statistics and vignettes.
Third, the people whom the commentators hang out with are a reasonable facsimile of the general population.
I don’t think that the people that commentators and marketers hang out with are just like the general population. In politics, this is called the ‘inside the Beltway’ phenomenon. Of course, based on my reading of the board, the Tribe itself is not representative of the general population. As a student said when I introduced them to Armand, “Just what type of people DO you know?”