For those of you who have been wondering – and asking, via the Comments section – about what the Williams sisters have been up to, the New York Post’s ever-vigilant Page Six posted an item on her yesterday.

I tried to navigate through the Search pages this morning to retrieve the item (which I read on the subway before giving away the paper), but it was so frustrating that I’m just going to quote it in full:

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TENNIS superstar Serena Williams seemed a little overserved at a Vibe magazine Oscar pre-party in L.A. Our spywitness spotted a wobbly Williams being helped out of Republic nightclub by two friends. "They were literally holding her up and keeping her steady so she could walk out," clucked our spy. Serena - who’d been indulging in freeflowing Moet Champagne - stumbled out early from a party that drew the likes of Queen Latifah, Terrence Howard, Kimora Lee Simmons, Ludacris and Nia Long.

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In an email, Jon Wertheim also noted that Venus reportedly was interviewed at an Oscars party, and she remarked on how she was much happier where she was than being on a tennis court.

Suddenly, the upcoming NASDAQ 100 event in Miami - the Williamses home tournament - looms as a fascinating career juncture for both girls.