Mornin', everyone. For the first time in over two weeks, I got more than five hours sleep last night; the batteries are re-charged and I'm ready to go. First things first: I asked Madame Highpockets, TW's poet laureate, to hold off posting her verse tribute to the US Open as a comment, because I wanted it to get proper exposure, so here you go:
Boys to Men
*by Highpockets*
*The past champions stood there, assembled on Ashe,
Some understated, some long on panache.
They were honored for what they have done in this place,
And most have achieved it with style and grace.
This Slam is a tough one … make no mistake,
Ask the Davis Cup heroes, Roddick and Blake.
Like peanuts, New Yorkers will bite through your shell,
Devour your essence, then bid you farewell.
They will cheer you and push you and call you a bum,
Then welcome you back to see what you’ve become.
Once they like you, they love you, and it can’t be reversed
You can even act stupid and show them your worst.
Most times they forgive you in spite of your sins;
They’ll share in your losses and value your wins.
As long as you give them your best on the court,
You can be who you are and they’ll show you support.
Some will walk out to Armstrong, their confidence high,
Then it gets really windy and their serve goes awry.
The humidity stifles … the court seems to sizzle,
And just when you’re cooking, down comes the drizzle.
There are things we expect here, like fist pumps and strutting,
Barkan’s brown-nosing and the Bryans head-butting.
But none can predict those sweet moments of glory,
Like the match with Ferrer and Kei Nishikori.
A few of the young guns have games that are scary,
And a new star was born by the name of Sam Querry.
Then Novak beat A-Rod and angered the crowd,
But next year Mr. Roddick won’t be talkin’ so loud.
I don’t have any Fish jokes … Mardy gave it his best,
As did Rafa Nadal, who deserves a long rest.
There won’t be a “Grapple” … we can put that to bed;
We were gifted a final with Murray and Fed.
Once again, Roger showed us why he is the greatest.
All the boys are lined up and Murray’s the latest
Andy’s clever and smart and his shots are diverse,
But Roger just opened the door to his hearse.
Five trophies for Federer … isn’t that sweet?
He’s got one slam to go and he’s up there with Pete.
You see, at The Open, it’s all part of the Zen. . .
To the top the cream rises and boys become men.*
Hear, hear