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Mornin', everyone. I want you all to know that the indispensable Greg Sharko, who gets my vote as the hands-down MVP of the ATP Tour (Roger, Rafa and Novak nonwithstanding), must have been checking out your joys and lamentations because he wrote me this note yesterday at 9 PM (when he should have been reading his kids bed-time stories in Ponta Vedra, Fla. Then again, you don't make the MVP short list without some sacrifices):

Many thanks, Greg, on behalf of TennisWorld.

Moving on, I have to admit that the routine for me has become more or less the same for every Grand Slam but the U.S. Open, which I cover from start to finish. At the other three majors, I have a curious reaction to the opening proceedings. I tend to shut down. It's a form of withdrawal comparable to "analysis paralysis" (you know, when you get so into analyzing anything from personal relationships to the different reciprocating saws on the market that you end up deciding nothing). There are a million - okay, a mere 356 - potential stories on the eve of a major. How do you choose one or five or nine to focus on, and even if you do, what does it mean, say, 48 hours later?

Most often, nothing. Was the Sam Querrey-Juan Carlos Ferraro first-round match really that significant? By midday Tuesday, it was not - it might not have even happened, for all anyone knows (or cares) with the exception of those with a vested interest. Let's face it, the pros play a boatload of matches every year, and very few of them have great resonance. Tennis is like nature that way: wildly profligate, inexorable, self-sustaining, every-changing and responsive to the nature of the day. I've said before that I don't even want to hear about the draw until a good two rounds have separated the wheat-of-the-moment from the chaff-of-the-day. Then it's time to get down to business.

Of course, this is different when I'm actually covering an event, the way Steve Tignor presently is until I arrive in London on Sunday, because then every match has potential significance  because each one is a potential writing opportunity. What that really means is that each of those early matches gives a journalist a chance to post a first-hand report on a player of interest. It may even be only the reporter's interest, but that's precisely where what we do might be called valuable. Covering the early portion of a major is a fine time to collect information and impressions, to weigh and assess individuals who may not be around to be weighed or assessed in a few days time, when the Roger Federers and Serena Williamses of this world get hung up on the weight hooks for public evaluation.

As you might imagine, I feel a little conflicted about my own appalling indifference to the early stages of a tournament. I'm supposed to be wildly interested in how Gisela Dulko's forehand is going to hold up against Aravane Rezai's backhand, right? Or I ought to be preoccupied with deciphering the emotional climate inside Marcos Baghdatis these days. Well, if I'm there and the timing is right, I might be interested in those things, and for the aforementioned reasons. But my default setting is this:  Get to the third-round, Gisela and Marcos, then let's talk. . .

At the same time, there usually comes a moment on day 2, 3 or 4 of a major when the tournament suddenly leaps to life, and I'm reminded that all of those first and second-round matches are not just the equivalent of floor exercises. That's just what happened today, with Marat Safin's win over Novak Djokovic, followed by the cliffhanger in which Ana Ivanovic survived a match point and quelled the insurrection of Nathalie Dechy.

It finally feels like Wimbledon has started, because I have real events and results to evaluate. In other words, the hint of a narrative is beginning to emerge from what is, of necessity, a battlefield seen from afar, filled with smoke and din and not much else.

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It's funny, but on Monday morning I walked into the conference room and caught a glimpse of TW's favorite Alpinist,  Marat Safin,  playing Fabio Fognini. Man, this dude knows how to hit a tennis ball, I thought, It's a fine thing to see. . . Then I went where that usually goes; I found myself wondering, Could you could drill into Safin's skull with a standard quarter-inch drill bit you'd use for wood, or would you maybe have to go with a high-speed Titanium carbon nitride bit meant for steel?

Federer fans the world over undoubtedly breathed a deep sigh of relief to see Safin dismiss Novak Djokovic so handily today, but that begs the question: what if Safin is in the midst of one of his periodic (although increasingly less periodic) revivals? What if beating Djokovic drills into his head the idea that he might still wreak havoc and perhaps even dominate the event that's traditionally coaxed self-loathing out of Safin's considerable reserves with depth and color that the other majors can only fantasize about? Dare we contemplate that possibility? Is Safin capable of winning another major, and one on grass no less, putting him on track to complete a career Slam in, oh, 2013?

Laugh if you will, I wouldn't put it past this guy. He's big, he's strong, and he ain't afraid of nothin' except maybe success. And it would be just like Safin to achieve his most significant results at a time when his complex and simultaneously self-sabotaging and narcissistic spirit seems most disinterested. It's too early to write this, but if hold off for a round or two I may not get to write it at all, so to hail with prudence and let's shout it from the rooftops: The cannon is loose!

Man, am I gonna pay for saying that, or what?**

Take comfort in this, Federer fans, because the best formula for inducing Safin to let us down is to expect something of him. What a fine line this is to walk for a guy who's actually had a hall-of-fame tennis career. The burning question of the moment would be Can Anyone Stop Safin????, were it not for the fact that we all know the customary answer to that one: Of course, moron. Safin can!

Meanwhile, tennis was the lead story briefly on my Yahoo Internet home page, and a whopping three  stories out of Wimbledon were listed on the main news menu. The bad news is that none of the three items were about tennis, per se. The lead piece linked to this story about the pigeon-killing elitists of the AEC. The second-story was the letter PETA wrote to pigeon-killing elitist-in-chief Tim Phillips; it was accorded an item of its own (why is it that every time PETA says "jump", the media asks, "how high?"). The third featured item was a photo feature on Maria Sharapova's new luxe-tux look.

Oh well, I supposed we should celebrate the fact that tennis has commanded attention for something. Heaven forbid that the mainstream news sources do anything as radical and bold as, say, publish a piece on what a critical tournament this might turn out to be for the two players whose fortunes are so closely linked, Federer and Rafael Nadal.

Or a headline posing the question on everyone's mind: Can Anyone Stop Safin?