Aw, Tati, that’s okay, the last thing we want is for you to beat yourself up over this, a chance to make a big semifinal by roughing up a working mom. Forget the fact that no mofo (that’s short for mother-with-forehand) has been ranked as high as Bammer (no. 46, heading toward 30) since Laura Arraya set the ceiling at No. 14 a mere 17 years ago. There’s a tournament next week so it’s all good, girlfriend, now go out and get yourself a nice new belly ring or something!
And isn’t this Bammer the girl who beat Serena Williams in Hobart, in January? Look at the hellfire that brought raining down on your fellow fashionistas. Besides, what’s this unwed mother and her five-year old doing in the WTA kitty shelter anyway?
I asked Golovin how the other women in the locker room are taking to a toddler running amok in their midst – is it a bother?
“Not really,” she said. “.We see the little one running around and screaming in the locker, so it's...”
“Anybody say, ‘Get that kid out of here?’”
“Some of us do (smile). No, I'm just kidding. No. She's cute. She's nice.”
Bammer now is two matches away from becoming the first mother to win an event of at least this magnitude since Evonne Goolagong Cawley won Wimbledon (yeah, that Wimbledon) in 1980. Clearly, Tina needs shoes or something.
Really, though, Bammer suggested that being a mofo isn’t particularly stressful or difficult. In fact, she clutches for the same straws as any other overburdened parent when she plops down, wore-out and wanting to do anything but read her kid a stupid book, to read her kid a stupid book. She says it’s a perspective builder. She says it softens the hard blows of life. She says it takes her out of herself. It gives her a great sense of, well, support.
All kidding aside (but feel free to continue reading), Bammer says the “baby break” worked for her. I don't know, because before Tina, my best ranking was around 200, 205. . . then I start again and I said, "Okay. It's my last chance and I really want to try and give my best."
Bammer is a more confident player now; before her break, she said, she was stuck at around no. 200 and spinning her wheels, losing handfuls of close three-set matches to people like Nadia Petrova (is that possible?). “Mentally,” she said, “I was a bit negative.” The time she took off to have Tina and nurse her through infancy enabled her to start fresh – with the blessing of Tina’s father, her boyfriend, Christoph Gschwendtner.
Okay, all you less supportive spouses, you can crawl out from under those tables now. Christoph, in case you are wondering, did have a job at the time, and no it wasn't as a mime (he's an engineer).
By this time in the presser, Bammer was getting tired and Tina was really tuckered out, doing that crawl all over mommy and try to jam that laminated credential in her mouth while she’s talking thing. Someone asked Bammer if she had allowed any of the other players to babysit Tina while she was practicing or playing. And did Tina have a favorite player?
Bammer was casting around for names when Tina grabbed her by the cheeks and whispered something in her ear.
It made Bammer smile, and she said, “She says, Martina Hingis.”
Now there's a wise child.