Move over, Wozzilroy. Step aside, Berdych and Ester. Scoot your booty, Novak and Jelena.
It's good to see Maria Kirilenko, one of tennis' glamour girls, snatching up some press lately. The Russian is treading water at No. 28 in singles now, but she hopped up to No. 7 in doubles courtesy of her improved, ballyhooed volleying. She also appears to have upgraded her love life.
That's right: She's got net, and she's got next.
Ad out, fellow pro Igor Andreev. Ad in: Alex Ovechkin, another Russian and an NHL star for the Washington Capitals.
Ovechkin, who possessed the remarkably brief Twitter handle @ovi8, tweeted a photo of the pipin' hot pair, calling Kirilenko his "queen." One has to think her adidas sponsors weren't ecstatic about all the Nike product placement on her beau, but small matter.
Here's hoping her relationship harbors less drama than these 32 points: