OK, folks, instead of me recycling yet another rant on the calendar and/or player committments, why don't we have a little fun?

Please write a caption for this photo and post it in the "Comments" section, or e-mail it to me via the "Contact" tab at the top of this page. You don't even have to accurately identify the player here; just come up with a great caption, funny or otherwise.

Chris Chung and I will choose a winner, post it with the picture (along with your name) and send you a collector-grade, too-fashionable-for-words TENNIS magazine gimme cap!