WIMBLEDON, England—You expect a little more out of the British tabloids at a moment like this. Or at least I did as I fought through the freezing wind this morning on my way to the local newsstand here. I expected to be greeted by enormous photos of Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova baring their teeth at each other on the front pages of all the local papers. Strangely, though, they had other found other ways to frighten and titillate the public. The Daily Mail clued us in on a “New Plan to Scrap Pension Benefits,” while the Express had the lowdown on what’s been happening at the neighborhood hospital: “Sick Are Being Treated in Store Rooms.” It was almost a relief to get to the Sun, where, thankfully, I had no idea what the cover headline, “Helen Lover’s Sex Texts to Dirty Dona,” was all about.
As for Serena and Maria, the London press’s big, sentimental heart just doesn't seem in it today. The *Mail* goes with this pedestrian front-page screamer:
THE GREAT WIMBLEDON CAT FIGHT
And follows it up inside with:
SERENA’S FEUD FOR THOUGHT
Nobody can stop world No. 1, but her bust-up with Maria will add spice
The higher-brow Telegraph strips it down to the obligatory basics:
CLAWS ARE OUT
War has been declared between the two highest-profile figures in women’s tennis, Serena Williams and Maria Sharapova
Still, the Telegraph does its best to stoke the off-court fires of rivalry elsewhere. The paper ranks tennis’ current “love games,” by their "glamour factor" on a five-star scale.
Serena and Patrick Mouratoglou—"a predictably dashing French tennis coach”–get three stars, while Sharapova and Grigor Dimitrov one-up them with four. Yet each finishes behind the paper’s surprise five-star couple: wholesome, toothy Rory McIlroy and Caroline Wozniacki.
How about tennis' latest rumored love double, Radek Stepanek and Petra Kvitova? The “great Czech tennis underachiever and avowed locker room rake” and his latest conquest bring up the rear here, earning just two stars for their (rumored) scandalous exploits.