What fun would it be working as the proverbial “ink-stained wretch” if the job didn’t give you the opportunity, every once in a while, to sound off about whatever is bugging you? This becomes an even more valuable opportunity as you drift into that age when the label “curmudgeon” actually feels like an honorific.
Thus, we have the journalism of disgruntlement or, if you prefer the more vulgar description, the “pet peeves” column. It’s the art of sounding off, and you can call it the literature of complaint, which may not be all that attractive, but it often blows against the empire, which is.
So today and again on Thursday I’m going to get a few things off my chest. Today I’ll look at three more-or-less “serious” issues, and save the more playful stuff for next time. Let’s take them in order of importance, starting with the greatest:
1. Injury timeouts: The cat is probably out of the bag on this one, and it’s too bad. For if the tours eliminated injury timeouts going forward you can bet someone will do him/herself serious damage for lack of care. Yet for the longest time—well into the Open era—players didn’t have the luxury of taking what has become a long, and often suspiciously convenient, break in the middle of a match.
Two recent injury timeouts illustrate why I think the approach embraced by the ATP and WTA stinks. In the Beijing final on Sunday, Serena Williams seemed to be in significant pain early in the second set; it appeared to be a back problem that forced tears out of her tightly shut eyes.
Yet it was Jelena Jankovic, who didn’t seem at all hampered to that point, who called for what would become a six-minute injury timeout just moments later. Knowing how easily a back stiffens up, you could see where a rival might be tempted to exploit Williams’ discomfort by forcing a delay.
I don’t want to accuse Jankovic of faking her injury; perhaps it was all a weird, coincidental double-injury. And it’s certainly true that Williams’ game only improved as a result of the interval, while Jankovic was immediately broken when she returned. But had it worked out the other, more likely way, you can bet it would have been a major scandal.
Let’s be real here. It can’t be possible that no player ever had to use the bathroom during a match until the embrace—and now, exploitation—of the break rule. Players react to rules like water to a container; no matter what the shape, the liquid will find a way to conform to it and fill it. Once injury timeouts became a feature of the game, players started folding up like Napoleon’s soldiers on the plains at Waterloo.
Here’s an even better example of injury-timeout abuse: In Montreal a few months ago, Milos Raonic met Juan Martin del Potro in a third-round match. After the changeover with Raonic leading 2-1, the pride of Thornhill, Ontario didn’t get up from his chair. Instead, he called the trainer who then gave him what could only be called an on-court massage. By the time Raonic was ready to play again, 10 minutes had elapsed. Raonic then broke del Potro to go up 3-1, and he went on to win the match.
Tennis Channel’s Robbie Koenig tweeted his outrage as all this unfolded, and rightly so. What’s a guy doing getting a massage during a match? Here too, it would be very difficult to put this genie back in the bottle. Perhaps the best solution would be for all the players to embrace this new attitude and ethos; then at least everyone would be able to take a nice long break or two during a match, and it would all even out in the end.
But until that time comes, I still say that the current system is really unfair to those players whose ethics forbid them to take advantage of injury timeout and bathroom-break rules. So scale it back. Allow the players one three-minute visit with an attending physician and/or trainer per set—at most. Allow a trainer to do some light work (like taping) if necessary, but that too ought to be accomplished in the short window. Then the player should have to decide whether to go on, or retire.